I encouraged Lennie to read my post from yesterday because it was my apology to him for being a spoiled baby during the "episode". He takes it all in, looks at me and says this:
Lennie"Well, you've lost me West Virginia."
Me "Huh?"
Lennie "If I ever run for political office, they will do a background check on my wife and see that you've insulted the entire state of West Virginia."
Me "Are you serious?"
Lennie "Yes."
Me "Well, that would mean you're running for President? And besides, you're a democrat. Nobody in West Virginia would vote for you anyway."
Lennie "West Virginia is a swing state" he smirked.
Me "You're insane"
You know what, Lennie? You're right. It's not fair of me to insult an entire state. West Virginians don't need teeth to be taken seriously, they have guns for that.
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OMG!!! I laughed so loud just now that I almost spit Diet Cherry Coke all over my laptop! Texans have teeth AND guns! hehe
OMG....OMG........
LMASERIOUSLYO! I lived for a year in Bristol TN and EVERY single vehicle had a gun rack. I even saw a SAAB with one!
LMAO, after I did my blog I thought of y'all...and was wondering what your opinions were. Girl you could have E-mailed me!!!
Love your stories,they're priceless!
he can take up the banjo and get ‘em back...
Your posts are hysterical and priceless, mostly because I can relate to them so well! Where did you get the great design from? Wow. I am new to the whole blog world, and have much design work to do. However you will be added to my Favorite Blog list.
Thanks so much for the laugh today.
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