A. Dump out the contents of my purse onto the floor. No problem there, this happens on a regular basis anyway.
B. Photograph the goods. Never done that before, but I am game.
C. Describe the contents of my purse to the Internet & answer questions. Awesome.
D. Tag 4 other
Here's the reason why my left shoulder hurts all the time:
I can't even believe some of the shit in here. We'll just go clockwise here starting from the bottom left. Take for example:
1. The "I Voted" sticker from 21 days ago
2. Two separate forms of Benadryl for Connor in case he eats a food he is allergic to. And of course, the EpiPen that I've thankfully never had to use but ALWAYS carry just in case. Uhh, EpiPen? Where'd you go? So, I have enough Benadryl to drug Connor into a coma, but no EpiPen, niiiiice. (Note to self: put EpiPen in purse and stop telling Internet how bad I suck as a mom)
3. Sunscreen Spf 55 because I like to have that beachy fresh glow.
4. Hair clip
5. Cell phone
5. Mac powder. LOVE it.
6. 3 lipsticks: 2 Avedas and 1 Clinique Black Honey (a favorite since college)
7. Tide stick
8. Starbursts which Lennie mysteriously threw at my head on Saturday
9. 2 packs of gum. Orbit, which sucked and thus has been sitting in my purse half empty for a while. And Extra Banana Strawberry which is delish.
10. Sunglasses
11. 3 pens. None of which are EpiPens.
12. My nursing cover which I love, but still get dirty looks when I breastfeed in public anyway. I think next time, I'll squirt them in the ass after they pass by.
13. Ella's diapers and wipes case.
14. Wallet
15. Minivan keys and Harris Teeter receipt (the snob grocery store, I just can't help myself)
16. A carrot and sweet potato covered bib with 2 dirty spoons.
17. Organic pomegranate lollipop that a random mom at a birthday party gifted me with for Sayde. I'm so keeping it for myself.
That's actually surprisingly little. There's usually a wide assortment of matchbox cars and polly pockets.
Onto the questions:
1. What's the most important thing in the bag? Definitely the EpiPen. Oh, wait.
2. What's the most embarrassing thing? The non-presence of the EpiPen.
3. What's the smallest thing? It doesn't really get much smaller than 'not there at all'.
4. Is there anything illegal? Please don't call Child Protective Services on me.
And now, my sweets, it's time for revenge...on innocent people whom have never harmed me in any way. These beautiful ladies very kindly voted in my header poll the other day, and so I've decided to repay them by swooping down like an eagle on crack and shredding open their purses for the world to see. Your welcome.
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7 comments:
Holy crap woman, that's a lot of stuff. I've actually seen more packed purses elsewhere in this challenge so you're not the heaviest purse carrier. Glad I didn't get tagged, I don't carry a purse. Heh, but you probably guessed that. Go get your epi pen.
Oh my god... You can even make a fucking bag tag funny. Epi pen missing beats my cherry lube receipt in a weird sense of humor. Seriously, go get it now.
LMAO.....benedryl. We have that in common!!!!!! Can't leave home without it.
Thanks for tagging me. I'll do mine later this week.
And did I say Happy Thanksgiving? Seriously, have a great day with the family!
Helm does some quick math…
It’s been 16 days from your last post. It seems the zombies got you… I’m sorry you didn’t take the zombie threat seriously…
Came over from Susan's and you are a crack up.
My purse had like 3 things in it when Susie tagged me.
I love Mac powder & only shopped at Harris Teeter while visiting the hubby when he lived in NC. Sometimes, you just have to shop without the riff-raff.
Oh that lollipop sounds yummy! Where the heck do you get those?
I finally did this! Yay for me and my really crappy bag!
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