Oh the Things you can Buy on Ebay These Days

So when I was tooling around on Youtube looking for that vulture clip, I came across one of my childhood favorites, 'Garfield's Halloween Adventure'. Unbeknownst to me as a child, Garfield apparently drops the F-bomb, twice. See for yourself:

This got me thinking about all those Disney movies that have subliminal sex messages in them. For example, 'The Lion King'. There is a scene where supposedly the word "SEX" is written into the dust.

All I've got to say is, HELLO! It is.

Then I started thinking about the balcony scene in 'Aladdin' where he is trying to shoo the tiger away. Aladdin whispers, "Good teenagers take off their clothes." This, I know for a fact to be true because I personally paused and rewound that scene 5,000 times.

Next, I remembered discovering that on the old VHS covers of 'The Little Mermaid', there is a huge phallus right smack in the middle of the castle art, just kind of blending in with the other spires.

Nice one. Sparkly.

After that, I remembered the marriage scene in 'The Little Mermaid' where the minister gets REALLY excited to be marrying the Sea Witch and Prince Eric. So excited, in fact, that he pitches a little tent right there under his robes. I know, it's the most disturbing of all.

I also know this to be another personal pause-and-rewind fact. I have issues. Sorry, I don't have the where-with-all to show you a visual of that one though. You sick freaks out there will just have to do your own search, like I did.

Upon my Googling "Little Mermaid Erection", I found some interesting results. However, there was one peculiar invitation that stood head and shaft above all the others. Take a look:

Did you see it? Look closer...

Apparently, you can get a great deal on a huge selection of Little Mermaid Erections on Ebay.

Bid on Little Mermaid Erection Now! Bid, you slippery bitch!