Sorry about my slackiness this week. While usually you can chalk it up to sheer laziness, this week I actually have an excuse, NO INTERNET ACCESS!! My worst nightmare come true. I heard this survey on the radio the other day, "Would you rather live the rest of your life with no internet or no sex?" Going a week with no internet really sucks, and I'll leave it at that.
We've been spending our holiday up in New Jersey shuffling back and forth between my parents' and Lennie's parents' houses for Christmas and Hanukkah. Surprisingly, Ella has been very pleasant and happy to show off her raspberry-blowing skills, and Sayde and Connor have, for the most part, been on exceptionally good behavior. Thank you, Santa, how did you know that's just what I wanted? Lennie, all on his own, went out and bought me 12 art lessons. When I was a kid, I was pretty good, but those dreams died out around the same time I realized I'm not really going to be The President of the United States. But, he knows I always regretted not at least trying, so thanks, Len. It's the best gift of my life (besides the 3 sperms that later became our children.) I also got a new camera, so move the fuck over, Ansel Adams, here I come.
I am so far behind on reading everyone elses' blogs I don't think I will ever catch up. But, I'm going to give it one hell of a try once we get back to North Carolina, and after I finish the last book in the Twilight series, which I had to slink into the 'Teen' section at Barnes & Noble to buy, and which my 12 year old niece is also reading. I like to challenge my mind by reading books at a 7th grade level.
So, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza, and Festivus for the rest of us. I hope you have a great holiday.
PS, the Limoncello was fabulously disgusting, especially when mixed with champagne. Maybe that's why I feel like the bottom of a shoe today.
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I would have to have internet. :) Twilight is awesome, i got a cousin to buy it for me so i wasn't seen in the teen section :) which i was sad to finish. Enjoy! & Happy Holidays?!
Glad to see you're back online :)
Merry Christmas!
Hey, welcome back! The art lessons are such a thoughtful gift, that dude of yours is so nice. Can you autograph me something to put on my fridge? Oh, and those three sperm he gave you... also nice too I guess.
Yay for presents!! I know I'm supposed to be a responsible parent and not say things like that but my kid can't read yet so I can be honest. I'm all about the presents.
I can't wait to see your photographic and/or artistic creations. I, meanwhile, will be whipping up some mushy crap in my new Magic Bullet. Something tells me that won't be quite as nice to look at.
Happy Hoidays and safe travels! And I'm loving your analogy to feeling like the bottom of a shoe - I think I'm on day 4 of that feeling - way too much wine to help in tolerating way too much family and chaos this past week.
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