Definition of "missed opportunity": When a woman puts the kids to bed, cleans the bedroom, dons silk lingerie, lights candles, and comes downstairs at 9:00 pm only to find husband has fallen asleep on the couch. Woman tries to wake husband up, but to no avail.
Next day, woman gets her period. Not just a little 'ah what the hell we can just put a towel down' period - NO - more like 'recently stopped breastfeeding and now hormones are making up for approximately 17 period-free months by trying to cram the sum of all periods into one 5 day span'. No towel will do the job here, not even a ShamWOW. Husband spends week kicking himself and cursing womankind.
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Haha...that was my situation on Saturday, hubs was just too tired and sore from walking around all day...then the Steelers win last night, but too late...had just down poured around lunch! Go f'in figure right?! lol
Poor Lennie! And for you, pop open the Motrin and wine, baby!
Tee hee hee, sucks for him, he should have stayed awake when you were ready and willing.
I hope the red tide slows down soon, I don't envy you for the post-baby-post-breastfeeding flow. Ouch.
and doesn't THAT just help your attitude today? I know when that happens to me I am a ... well, just imagine Chewbacca with a period. grrrrrrrrr.
Your blog is hilarious! I've been reading all your archives and I'm hooked. Ironic that I'm also in the midst of the first red tide since having my son and I'm STILL nursing. I'm crying foul- it's not fair.
I gave you a bloggy award over at my blog. I know my readers are going to love your humor!
Hee hee. Serves him right. Hee hee.
Men need to learn to GET when the gettin's GOOD!
hilarious post. of course, any post that references the shamwow is a winner in my book.
"Not even a ShamWOW"
hahahahahaha
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