When I step on the treadmill each day, I turn to you in a desperate plea for something to take my mind off of the boring torture I am about to inflict on myself. However, most of the time you let me down, and I end up watching CNN, which kind of defeats the purpose of watching TV to ease boredom.
Yesterday, as I watched the lines scroll by, waiting and hoping to see, 'Harry Potter' or 'Jaws,' my optimism began to fade because all of the good channels had already gone by with nothing to offer. 'Hot Girls in Scary Places'? Are you serious? I even briefly considered watching "Commando" out of a lack of options. But then you, TV Guide Channel, started running the "Top 50 Sexiest Men Of All Time" to brighten my day while I waited for something to watch. Thank you. Before yesterday, I'd never actually watched the TV Guide Channel for a full half hour.
Sincerely,
Katie
PS - I can't condone ranking Charleton Heston above both Patrick Swayze and Hugh Jackman. What were you thinking? Actually, I can't condone Charleton Heston being on this list at all. He looked like a cranky old dude even way back when he was just a cranky middle-aged dude.
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Back in the day, before we actually had a built in guide (wasn't that horrible?), I used to flip to that channel to see what was on and then end up leaving it there.
Charlton Heston. Seriously? Why?
Dude, Charlton Heston is HOT - remember how you can see his kiester in Planet of the Apes? It just doesn't get any better.
You go girl. Funny, as usual. And now in shape? Damn you.
Do you people have a facebook fan page? I looked for one on twitter but could not discover one, I would really like to become a fan!
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