Many thanks to my friend, Melissa, for the heads up on this one. As she said, "ShamWhoops!"
If you've been reading my blog for a while, you will remember my love affair with the ShamWow super absorbent towel. It doesn't matter that I've never actually seen a ShamWow in real life, just on TV, but it looks so freaking awesome. The ShamWow guy on the other hand, has seen better days...I hope.
This is what Vince looks like after a smackdown.
According to the Ottowa Citizen, he got into a hotel fist fight with a prostitute who bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, a la pit bull style. He had to punch her until she released his tongue. Um...ouch? He then ran into the hotel lobby bleeding and that's when security phoned the police to arrest them both. Too bad he didn't have a ShamWow handy to soak up the blood.
You can use the magical ShamWow to soak soda out of a carpet and to stifle your hemorrhaging tongue after a hooker goes Mike Tyson on your ass. Only $19.95!