Many thanks to my friend, Melissa, for the heads up on this one. As she said, "ShamWhoops!"
If you've been reading my blog for a while, you will remember my love affair with the ShamWow super absorbent towel. It doesn't matter that I've never actually seen a ShamWow in real life, just on TV, but it looks so freaking awesome. The ShamWow guy on the other hand, has seen better days...I hope.
This is what Vince looks like after a smackdown.
According to the Ottowa Citizen, he got into a hotel fist fight with a prostitute who bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, a la pit bull style. He had to punch her until she released his tongue. Um...ouch? He then ran into the hotel lobby bleeding and that's when security phoned the police to arrest them both. Too bad he didn't have a ShamWow handy to soak up the blood.
You can use the magical ShamWow to soak soda out of a carpet and to stifle your hemorrhaging tongue after a hooker goes Mike Tyson on your ass. Only $19.95!
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OMG!!! I can't believe that the only way to get her to let go was punch her. Well shamwow guy...u definitely did a sham whoops! I agree, he shoulda paid her first!
The look on his face says it all.
HOLY CRAP! WE LOVE SHAM WOW commercials! My daughter imitates it perfectly. Uh, no shamwow could handle a biting hooker though. Whoa.
LOL!!! at $1,000 per, he's gonna go through his ShamWow! royalties pretty darn quick...
I wonder what he did to possess that prostitute to bite his tongue and not let go? That's the strangest thing that I have heard in awhile.
I need me a ShamWow. Like ShamNow. They look amazing!
Man. Vince's mug shot makes him look like a crack-head. What a shame-wow.
WOWza. Gonna need to share that one with NMD...he's a ShamWOW fan....
Wow, now I feel bad for every time I pulled that same stunt and never offered anyone a Sham Wow to clean up with.
Hi Katie. Long time follower, first time commenter. Just wanted to say I recently received a ShamWOW as a gift, but haven't made a mess big enough to warrant using it. I'm saving it for something huge, like someone spewing blood from the mouth. My question is this: If the ShamWow is used to soak up blood, should it then be hand-washed or machine-washed?
Hi Saleema, thanks for commenting.
Hmmm...good question. If it is hooker blood, I say handwash- with gloves, and make sure you take the dishes out of the sink first.
Hi Katie!!
Love your blog!! I got the ShamWow as a christmas gift last year and I have to say it is a Sham Don't!! They suck!!
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