2004 Honda Minivan? $30,000
Leaving it in a parking lot overnight only to come back and find it covered in bird shit? $5
That same day, having to literally tie on the rear top brake light with rope because somehow it fell off: Free.
Watching your coolness factor do a slip and slide down a rocky slope and then plummet off a cliff? Priceless.
Yes, I now drive a bird shit covered, held together by rope, minivan. Please don't start begging me for a ride, I can't make the whole world happy.
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4 comments:
welcome to the party, my friend.
I bet you still look adorable. Especially with that third leg attached to you - it can help hold the rope tight!
If you tell me you have hydraulics, I'm leaving my husband and moving into your minivan.
and this is why I wills ell my family before ever driving a mini van. :)
Bungee cords and mayonaise works wonders. :)
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