3 posts in 2 days? I clearly have way too much time on my hands this morning. The one perk about having a sick baby is that they sleep a lot. I'm an awful mother.
Anyhoo, just for the hell of it, I decided to google my own name to see what came up. Happily, I saw the first link was to my art website that I started earlier this year. I'm working on my third painting so far. Some are incomplete, all are for sale. Ahem...
But as I scrolled down the google search I came across this:
Click on it to look closer, because I am too dumb to figure out how to zoom it.
Just to clarify for those of you who don't know me well, I married this guy:
He's pretty much the opposite of small, pretty, and feminine. And he lacks the long smooth hair the other writer admires.
I would like to say however, that had I been born gay, I probably would go for the small pretty type too. And if I happened to be a gay penguin, I would prefer the short fuzzy, egg hatching type. Mazel Tov, little penguins.
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Wow, I kind of had a feeling you went both ways. Ok, I didn't but still, your google results are hilarious.
That is so funny! I'm going to go google my name now. I wonder if I can possibly be a dyke too???
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