Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Fairy House

by Sayde Friedman, 6 years old

The cover:


Aww, this is going to be cute, I can tell. Just look at that happy little fairy, the butterfly and the flower. How sweet and precious!









Page 1:


Wait a second, that dude is freaky. Is he holding a saw?
She's crying! He has cloved hooves!
Oh my God. What the hell?



Page 2:


Phew, here comes the hero to rescue her. What the frig? Is he holding a severed head?
Oh dear.


Page 3:

And, they lived happily ever after and had a smiling baby. Well, she looks happy, the Dad looks kind of angry. I guess raging, head severing brutality can do that to a fairy.


Well, I hope all of you out there are enjoying your so called "normal " children.

Jerks.

4 comments:

Rikki said...

How did she get ahold of my wedding album, darn it!

ModernMom said...

LOL Your babe has a future in the movie business!

Casey said...

Wow. If I were you, I'd sleep with your door locked.

Susan said...

Holy crap. I feel better after seeing this. Whew.