The Friday Feature

Well, some of you may have noticed the new feature on the sidebar and some of you may be more like me. That is, you have the observational skills of a blind cave fish. However, since most people find my website by googling phrases such as:
"Asshole Mommy"
"Poop Molecules"
"Limoncello Decorative Bottles" I like this one because they are probably hoping the search will lead them to a Martha Stewart website, but instead BAM!, here you are at my crappy blog.
"Hermit Crab Legs Falling Off"
"I hate spiders"
"Garfield's Halloween Adventure F Bomb"
"Using a hair strand for flossing teeth?"

and my personal favorite, "How to get Hooker Blood out of Carpet" Psssst....use a ShamWow.

And, that's just in the last week. So, to assist all of you freaks out there who unwittingly stumble across this blog in the pursuit of such noble knowledge, there is a new feature on the sidebar with links to the most searched posts.

Now go out there and shine, little stars!