After a Little Questioning...

It turns out 'The Fairy House' isn't as demonic as I originally thought. What a relief.

You see this charming fellow? It isn't Satan after all, it's just a guy in a scary mask and a waist-down bull costume. He's just trying to scare her as a joke. Ha. Ha. Ha?
The thing going across his chest isn't a saw, it's his arm. And he's got a bull tail going up. See? Whew. I'm so glad it's all resolved...except for that knife he's holding in his hand aiming at the crying girl fairy.



On to the next page:

It's not a severed head, it's just the bull costume. That clears it all up, right?

Thank goodness. The next talk we have will be about jokes. What's "Funny, Ha Ha" and what's "Funny, you're worrying Mommy, please don't kill me in my sleep, for the love of God."

As Sayde says, "You're freaking me out," kid.

The Fairy House

by Sayde Friedman, 6 years old

The cover:


Aww, this is going to be cute, I can tell. Just look at that happy little fairy, the butterfly and the flower. How sweet and precious!









Page 1:


Wait a second, that dude is freaky. Is he holding a saw?
She's crying! He has cloved hooves!
Oh my God. What the hell?



Page 2:


Phew, here comes the hero to rescue her. What the frig? Is he holding a severed head?
Oh dear.

Page 3:

And, they lived happily ever after and had a smiling baby. Well, she looks happy, the Dad looks kind of angry. I guess raging, head severing brutality can do that to a fairy.

Well, I hope all of you out there are enjoying your so called "normal " children.

Jerks.